Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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"Not In My Mouth"

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Two and a Half Men "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" Quotes

Charlie [hands her flowers]: These are for you.
Mia: You didn't have to do that.
Charlie: Really? My brother said I did
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Charlie: I want to share this with my entire family.
Berta: Okay, I'm leaving.
Charlie: Berta, I consider you part of my family.
Berta: Am I in your will?
Charlie: No, but neither are the rest of them
 • Rating: Unrated
Alan: First of all, the phone is no good. You must grovel in person. Humiliation is a visual medium
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