Two and a Half Men

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Charlie: I want to share this with my entire family.
Berta: Okay, I'm leaving.
Charlie: Berta, I consider you part of my family.
Berta: Am I in your will?
Charlie: No, but neither are the rest of them


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

First of all, the phone is no good. You must grovel in person. Humiliation is a visual medium

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Charlie: I want to share this with my entire family.
Berta: Okay, I'm leaving.
Charlie: Berta, I consider you part of my family.
Berta: Am I in your will?
Charlie: No, but neither are the rest of them