Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9: "I Scream When I Pee" Quotes
Berta: There are better things I am more interested in than my birthday...
Alan: You would not believe what happened to me today!!!
Berta: I stand corrected.
Alan: My ex-wife tried to seduce me.
Lyndsey: Judith flirted with you?
Alan: Oh God no!!
Lyndsey: The beautiful one?
Walden: I love you Berta.
Berta: You are one sentimental little taco.