Two and a Half Men "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids" Quotes (Page 3)
Teddy: Thanks for coming, fellas. Means a lot to me.
Alan: Wouldn't miss it. We wish you a lifetime of love and happiness. Right, Charlie?
Charlie: Well, yeah, but he seems hell-bent on marrying mom.
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Charlie: So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Courtney: Where it belongs... in the rear.
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Berta: Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
Alan: Step-sister... to be... and yes.
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