Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' And The Mavin" Quotes

Alan: Charlie, she is the best receptionist I've ever had.
Charlie: I'm hoping to say the same thing.
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Melissa: It feels like I have known [Charlie] all my life.
Alan: I know the feeling. You get over it.
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Alan: You sure you don't wanna come back to my office and hump my fax machine?
Charlie: You still have a fax machine?
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Berta: Who's the Smurf?
Alan: The "Smurf" is my receptionist.
Berta: You're letting Charlie hit that?
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Charlie: [Melissa]'s actually a doll. I wonder if she's anatomically correct?
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