Two and a Half Men

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Melissa: It feels like I have known [Charlie] all my life.
Alan: I know the feeling. You get over it.


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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

Berta: Who's the Smurf?
Alan: The "Smurf" is my receptionist.
Berta: You're letting Charlie hit that?

[Melissa]'s actually a doll. I wonder if she's anatomically correct?

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