Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 23: "The Straw In My Donut Hole" Quotes
Alan: Is this session confidential?
Cardiologist: Think of me as a priest, except when I touch your nuts, it's strictly business.
Alan: Hello, Doctor.
Cardiologist: Well, I have got some good news .
Alan: Well, let me have it.
Cardiologist: I am banging my receptionist.
I try not to insult people who can come back and haunt me.
Berta
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