Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "The Straw In My Donut Hole" Quotes

Alan: Is this session confidential?
Cardiologist: Think of me as a priest, except when I touch your nuts, it's strictly business.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: Hello, Doctor.
Cardiologist: Well, I have got some good news .
Alan: Well, let me have it.
Cardiologist: I am banging my receptionist.
 • Rating: Unrated
Berta: I try not to insult people who can come back and haunt me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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