Two and a Half Men

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Jake: Uncle Charlie, I have to tell you about what happened at school today.
Charlie: You made the honor roll?
Jake: What's that?
Charlie: Forget it


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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff

Charlie [to Rose]

Charlie: Of all the women I know, you're the only one I truly trust, Rose.
Rose: Personally, I find that very flattering, but professionally, I find it very disturbing