Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "You Know What the Lollipop Is For" Quotes

Missy: You must be Jake; I am sleeping in your room.
Jake: Well, God Bless America.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Berta: That, my friends, is what happens when hillbillies have unprotected sex with hummingbirds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: You know how old she is.?
Walden: 18 or 19.
Alan: Well, you might lose a friend but you are not going to jail.
 • Rating: Unrated

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