Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 4: "You Know What the Lollipop Is For" Quotes
Missy: You must be Jake; I am sleeping in your room.
Jake: Well, God Bless America.
That, my friends, is what happens when hillbillies have unprotected sex with hummingbirds.Berta
Alan: You know how old she is.?
Walden: 18 or 19.
Alan: Well, you might lose a friend but you are not going to jail.