Two and a Half Men

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Charlie: Hey, buddy, how you been?
Jake: Life stinks.
Charlie: Cheer up, you're still a kid. It gets much worse

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Quotes

I think God gives us children so that death won't come as such a disappointment


Charlie: Mixing those pills with alcohol is really a bad idea.
Alan: Not if you're trying to kill yourself