Two and a Half Men Season 4 Quotes

Jake: Stuff never goes back in the box the way it came out.
Charlie: That's a life lesson, Jake

Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka