Two and a Half Men

"Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin"

Charlie is shocked when the young handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe. Alan has no sympathy for him.

"Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"

Alan and Charlie re-examined their sexuality after Alan becomes friends with Greg, a homosexual. Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

"Smooth as a Ken Doll"

Alan is thrilled to give Judith his last alimony check; Charlie takes Herb's sister, Myra, out for a date and they bond over their hatred of Judith

"I Merely Slept With a Commie"

After Evelyn confides in Alan and Charlie about how she doesn't want to die like her friend no loved ones at her funeral, the boys convince her this could be her one d...

"My Damn Stalker"

Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news; Alan lies to a woman he met online

"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan he heard his mother having sex with Herb, it conjures up a repressed memory of Charlie's and he seeks help from Rose

"Walnuts and Demerol"

Charlie's friends and family interrupt his Christmas date. When Evelyn finds out who the date is, she tries to push them apart.

"Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"

Charlie reaches the breaking point with putting up with Alan's mooching during a double date; Jake is left home alone for the first time

"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"

Berta's daughter is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her to confront the baby daddy; Alan shows his fetish for pregnant women while they're gone

"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"

Alan is excited by the prospect of Judith remarrying and ending his alimony payments. Alan gets Charlie to help him when he thinks the marriage might not go through be...

"The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, but nearly drowns when he thinks he sees his dead father

"Working for Caligula"

With Alan out of the house, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle until Alan returns, having been divorced from Kandi already.