Venture Brothers

Venture Brothers Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 11: "Every Which Way But Zeus"

Hunters Gathers: Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock Samson: Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Venture: You can't collect scientists and not have a Rusty Venture on your mantel.
 • Rating: Unrated

General Treister: All of you have been assigned nicknames, while I have not, because I am special! All of you are in peculiar underpants, while I am not, because I am special!
 • Rating: Unrated

Shore Leave: Boys night out? I wish. You guys are going to that strip club again.
Hunters Gathers: You make that wholesome place sound dirty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Billy Quizboy: I fought an 8-year-old! And the only reason I won is because he fell on a spike!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zeus: Billy the Quiz Boy, and whoever you are, must come with me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Pomp & Circuitry"

Brock: You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Metal plate in my chest, Vatican karate gorilla blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of manbro viles.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brock: Back to the high-n-tight huh?
Hank: Yeah, I feel like the Jewish guy who lost all his powers when they cut all his hair off.
Brock: Samson?
Hank: Lenny Kravitz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Prof. Impossible: I thought I had to poop. It was just you in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: I want to join up with you guys.
Col. Hunter Gathers: Well, my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding. Now beat it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Col. Hunter Gathers: He came highly recommended. Suppose to be an expert.
Brock: An expert at what? Poopy??
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: I am not going to College!
Dr. Venture: Darn tootin' your not. Now get back in that bed until you graduate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Guard: You're lucky you were not on duty when he had a conjugal visit with a freaking shoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: I think we just graduated
Hank: We did? Does that mean we can finally ditch these nerd pods and get bunk beds?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Diving Bell Vs. The Butter-Glider"

Brock: What color is my tongue?
Hank: Wednesday. Maybe a light Wednesday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brock: So that's what happened to the sevens.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hatred: I'm tired of you always Brock blocking me, Samson.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hank: When our daddy dies, are you guys prepared to adopt us?
Hunter Gathers: No, but I'd consider an extremely late-term abortion.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Monarch: they're henchmen, you don't explain to to them. They do your bidding. When you say jump, they say, "what shark?"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hatred: There just wasn't anymore they could have done.
Dean: They could have tried.
Hatred: I know, but he didn't have any insurance and they wouldn't accept my diner's club card.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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