Venture Brothers Quotes
Dr. Venture: Oh, if that suit could talk.
Hank: It would say "Kill me, I am a hideous monster."
Dr. Orpheus: changing the terms of my child support.
The Alchemist: Remember when your wife use to screw you without paperwork.
Al, quit eyeballing the Nancy, we are on a case.Hank
Hank: Not the hat.
Nikki: Why is that you're lucky hat?
Hank: I don't know yet, ask me in the morning.
What was it like? Like naked skydiving into a mountain of warm whip cream.Hank
Sgt. Hatred: Don't you think we should let your old men go?
Hank: Soon, I'm still waiting for his random checks to clear.
He's what is best in all henchmen... a hero with a number.Original Captain Sunshine
Cavity search my ass. You know what I mean.Hunters Gathers
Hunters Gathers: Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock Samson: Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.
You can't collect scientists and not have a Rusty Venture on your mantel.Dr. Venture
All of you have been assigned nicknames, while I have not, because I am special! All of you are in peculiar underpants, while I am not, because I am special!General Treister
Shore Leave: Boys night out? I wish. You guys are going to that strip club again.
Hunters Gathers: You make that wholesome place sound dirty.