Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes
[Leena gasps]
Pete: You gasped! You rarely gasp!
Artie: Pete's right, why did you gasp?
Artie's Law of Artifacts states that the worst thing that can happen with an artifact will happen with an artifact.
Artie
We still use stealth, just use really, really fast stealth.
Claudia
I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics - please no age jokes - so give me a little more time.
Artie
Pete: Wow, this is a lot nicer than the Love Me Chapel in Vegas.
Myka: Please tell me you didn't.
Pete: Oh yeah, we did.
Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!
Claudia
Soldier: Damn Trekkies, always crashing the party pretending they're time travelers.
Claudia: What a nerd.
Pete: Plan? I will tell you the plan after I ask Myka something. [Pete turns towards Myka] What's the plan?
Myka: Artie, what's the plan?
I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.
Claudia
How come every other artifact makes me have to call my sponsor?
Pete
Pete: Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya.
Steve: No, no thanks.
[To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?
Claudia
