Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 3: "Love Sick"

Claudia: I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: How come every other artifact makes me have to call my sponsor?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya.
Steve: No, no thanks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claudia: [To Artie] Good God, where did you come from?
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Myka: We did not "whammy" each other and I will prove it, or will die trying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Aw look, we're spooning.
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Claudia: Aw, it's like watching Golden Gossip Girls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claudia: I'm coming with you.
Artie: Why? No, why?
Claudia: A hospital Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: What's that smell?
Artie: I don't smell anything.
Claudia: Exactly, you're primped. You're going to see Dr. Vanessa.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 2: "Trials"

Claudia: The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: [To Myka] Man, you're hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claudia: I'm not trained like you guys. I'm not Secret Service, or ATF, or NSA, or M-O-U-S-E. I'm not a real agent.
Steve: You're real. You're also lying.
Claudia: What? No, no I have no training.
Steve: No, not about the training, about caring about the training. Artie. You wanna impress him.
Claudia. Yes, yes Angela Lansbury, you've solved the mystery! Yeah, I wanna make him proud. You don't know how good to me he's been. I can't let him down.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Claudia: Aren't you a Buddhist or something? Try being one with the universe for like a minute.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Claudia: So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?
Steve: No, it's just I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: [coughs] Kiss-ass.
Steve: [coughs] You're a child.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You still speak Pete?
Myka: Recovered, never cured.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Myka, thank goddess. Leena and I are being outnumbered by team sausagefest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 1: "The New Guy"

Pete: Ugh, if I give that Bellman any more money he's gonna have to claim me on my tax return.
 • Rating: Unrated

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