Nice job tapping that. She's a lot cuter in person tan in her surveillance photo.

Shane

These are well-connected members of high society. They do coke.

Doug

Ema: Ever been to therapy?
Silas: I already fucking know: it's all about my mom.

I’m murdering somebody. Killing them. It’s bad. Bloody. Anybody care? No? Living your myopic lives? Okay, cool...

Andy

Credit to you guys. You might be the most fucked up family I’ve ever come across. And I went to private school.

Emma

You’re probably ten years out of braces and I’m pretty sure you haven’t tried to raise three sons. You have no clue what you’re getting into.

Nancy

Do you guys have a body count? Cause the Botwins do.

Silas

First you fucked me. Thanks. Then you fucked my business. And then randomly my Uncle's bike shop.

Silas

It's fine. I've seen that show Life After People. This will all be reclaimed by the Earth soon enough. All swap and moss, weird looking birds.

Andy

Nancy: The safe?
Silas: Never told her the combo.
Nancy: That must be second date material.

What’s the matter Agent Scary Lips? You tastin’ Doug Wilson’s world-famous beef stew? How’s it goin' down? It’s kinda spicy, right?

Doug

You keep partnering up with the wrong son.

Shane
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