Weeds

Weeds Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "Une M're Que J'aimerias B****r"

Nancy: Where’s all this macho bulls**t coming from? You used to be so sweet.
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Shane: He’s pissed at everybody. It’s impotent rage. For me, it all came out with Pilar.
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Shane: He downloaded our database.
Silas: F**king rat.
Shane: I prefer the term informant.
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Nancy: You guys fund me. I could become the Grey Goose of weed.
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Shane: Nice job tapping that. She's a lot cuter in person tan in her surveillance photo.
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Doug: These are well-connected members of high society. They do coke.
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Ema: Ever been to therapy?
Silas: I already f**king know: it's all about my mom.
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Episode 10: "System Overhead"

Andy: I’m murdering somebody. Killing them. It’s bad. Bloody. Anybody care? No? Living your myopic lives? Okay, cool...
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Emma: Credit to you guys. You might be the most f**ked up family I’ve ever come across. And I went to private school.
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Nancy: You’re probably ten years out of braces and I’m pretty sure you haven’t tried to raise three sons. You have no clue what you’re getting into.
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Silas: Do you guys have a body count? Cause the Botwins do.
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Silas: First you f**ked me. Thanks. Then you f**ked my business. And then randomly my Uncle's bike shop.
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Andy: It's fine. I've seen that show Life After People. This will all be reclaimed by the Earth soon enough. All swap and moss, weird looking birds.
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Nancy: The safe?
Silas: Never told her the combo.
Nancy: That must be second date material.
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Episode 9: "Cats! Cats! Cats!"

Doug: What’s the matter Agent Scary Lips? You tastin’ Doug Wilson’s world-famous beef stew? How’s it goin' down? It’s kinda spicy, right?
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Shane: You keep partnering up with the wrong son.
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Emma: You run this thing with your mom? That’s adorable. Just you and your mom. Named Nancy.
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Doug: Burnt Orange. I see numbers in colors. I'll explain later.
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Andy: Zoya needs to go Nancy, she's a plague on both our houses.
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Andy: How'd you get that?
Shane: I walked in and printed it out.
Andy: He's good.
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