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Dead hoes tell no tales.

Guillermo

Shh! Shh! You don't want to wake the dead.

Guillermo

(to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a dick.

Silas

Hola mi amor. Guillermo.

Nancy

(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.

Andy

(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.

Doug

Why did I never knew Josh was gay? He was a gay baby. Gay baby.

Doug

(to the reporter) I really am sorry about your camera. That was mean. I guess you were right about your word cloud.

Nancy

(to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.

Shane

(to Nancy) Who does this!

Reporter

(to the reporter) Deals off.

Nancy

My whole childhood is a lie.

Silas
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Weeds Season 6 Quotes

Nancy: Shane - Don't let go of that stick thing.
Shane: It's called a mallet.

It's cool how the lights change color. Wonder if it's a salt water pool - doesn't sting your eyes like chlorine. Not that that's her problem.

Shane