Weeds

Weeds Season 6 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 12: "Fran Tarkenton"

Shane: (to Silas) Want to join? We are stealing Christmas card money from the past.
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Reporter: (to Nancy) Who does this!
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Nancy: (to the reporter) Deals off.
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Silas: My whole childhood is a lie.
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Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.
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Mortician: (to Andy) Enjoy that c**k.
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Season 6 Episode 11: "Viking Pride"

Andy: Bro five. What up. L'chaim.
Club owner: What?
Andy: Nothing. I forgot where I was for a second.
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Shane: Always the babysitter, awesome.
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Fake Ellis: (to Nancy) Guess I'm not so good at this undercover thing.
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Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.
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Silas: (to Lars) I think I'm your son.
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Warren: What does that mean - relax Warren? Everyone's telling me to relax. Relax Warren, relax!
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Warren: Look, I'm not an idiot. I know she's not committed yet, but your mother loved me once and that will happen again.
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Shane: Dude, give up the dream.
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Doug: Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
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Nancy: The trouble is all behind us.
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Nancy: Why do you do that whole sexist thing? That whole oppression thing?
Club owner: Because you scare the sh*t out of us.
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Season 6 Episode 10: "Dearborn-Again"

Doug: I'm on fuego. You want to dance?
Nancy: No I'm okay.
Doug: Andy?
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Shane: We'll let the lab decide.
Silas: Lab?
Shane: DNA my brother or should I say half brother.
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Shane: (to Silas) He's so your f*cking dad.
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