(to Guillermo who is in the woman's bathroom) Oh hell no. Get outta here.

Janitor

Owe! God! I remember when you used to spank me and it was sexy.

Nancy

Shut up Guillermo. I am trying to talk to my husband. My husband.

Nancy

Dead hoes tell no tales.

Guillermo

Shh! Shh! You don't want to wake the dead.

Guillermo

(to Shane) Please please. Choose to not be a dick.

Silas

Hola mi amor. Guillermo.

Nancy

(to club owner) No, go to her. Don't end up dead and alone like I am.

Andy

(to Dana) Are you as turned on as I am right now.

Doug
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