Weeds Season 6 Quotes
Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can't find her.
Lars: Yeah she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.
(to Andy) Enjoy that cock.
Mortician
Andy: Bro five. What up. L'chaim.
Club owner: What?
Andy: Nothing. I forgot where I was for a second.
Always the babysitter, awesome.
Shane
(to Nancy) Guess I'm not so good at this undercover thing.
Fake Ellis
Nancy: Did you get the passports?
Andy: No.
Nancy: What, do we need more money?
Andy: We need Shane, actually.
Nancy: What?
Andy: We need to kill somebody.
(to Lars) I think I'm your son.
Silas
What does that mean - relax Warren? Everyone's telling me to relax. Relax Warren, relax!
Warren
Look, I'm not an idiot. I know she's not committed yet, but your mother loved me once and that will happen again.
Warren
Dude, give up the dream.
Shane
Hey what did you use for my picture? The one where I'm eating a cheesecake on a stick?
Doug
The trouble is all behind us.
Nancy
