I'm so done with this country. We need to go someplace far far away.


I think that was her.

FBI agent

Her name is Medusa.


Shane: How the hell are we going to sell has to a kids concert?
Silas: Actually, this will be okay.

Silas, really, you're in charge.


Shane: What happened to your arm?
Doug: I dropped my keys in a porto potty. There was a raccoon in there. I punched it out.

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

I want to see those washers going 24/7. This families gonna make hash - lots of it. Won't that be nice?


Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

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