Weeds

Weeds Season 6 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 6 Episode 4: "Bliss"

Shane: Try not to get arrested today, okay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: You're not a bad influence on being a drug dealer.
Shane: You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doug: I don't know where they went!
Goon 1: Bulls**t.
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Season 6 Episode 3: "A Yippity Sippity"

Silas: I thought the Newmans' are doing things differently.
Nancy: We are. We're making hash.
Silas: So much for normal.
Nancy: This is our normal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nancy: Boys are really violent - it's always kill kill....kill.
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Nancy: Go green.
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Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nancy: Dear Maid - I know you I love paying women for dirty jobs. Nice.
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Nancy: I have a history of killing anything that could conceivably work out.
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Nancy: Let me guess. Something in computers, soft wear..
Guy at the bar: FBI -
(Pause)
Guy at the bar: Federal Bureau Interested in you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: Nice hat. We should practice. I say ding and you hop. Ding!
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Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.
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Silas: What if you would've gotten a real job after dad died and we could've skipped all this s**t.
Nancy: We would've had to sell the house. Move to a very different zip code. You and Shane would've had to go to even lousier public schools.
Silas: That doesn't sound so bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Silas: The normal Newmans' for normal town.
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Season 6 Episode 2: "Felling and Swamping"

Nancy: The Newmans will succeed where the Botwins failed. They will live a normal life. They will find jobs. They will go to school. They will have hobbies and a quiet under the radar life. The Newmans will be a family.
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Nancy: I'm the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing.
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Nancy: I love that you sleep all the time - I know mother's aren't supposed to say that, but i do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: Don't make me get all Pilar on your ass.
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Shane: But you're glad I did it.
Nancy: I'm glad it was done - not by you. Don't smile.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nancy: (as Shane's punishment) No more sugar for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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