Popular Wilfred Quotes
We get it, Beans. We all know you got tasty balls. No need to flaunt it. Jesus, is there no limits to this guy's arrogance?
You see what it says there? Participant. Do you think they give one of those to every dog who takes part in the competition?
One man's trash is another man's feng shui. That's why I left that pool of yellow water by the southeast door.
So you're just going to leave me in that thing? Like some guy caged up like some animal?
Is anyone else concerned that there's a stale half-eaten Wheat Thin under this desk?
Stacy: Jeremy, I have the state highway commissioner on line one.
Jeremy: Well I've got a belly rub on line two!
I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.
Amanda
I'm an office dog. It's my duty to entertain and amuse, and if I can't do it they'll bring in some foosball table who can!
If those clowns come up with a cure for lung cancer it is going to be a sad, sad day.
Jeremy
Jeremy: Tomorrow. Possible?
Wilfred: You, not being a dick. Possible?
Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle. That reminds me; Bear could you pick up a plunger before our next date night?
Ryan: Get off.
Wilfred: I'm trying to!
