Popular Wilfred Quotes
Wilfred: Do you know why dogs dig?
Ryan: Because they're searching for bones?
Wilfred: Because we're searching for truth.
Apparently for the better part of three months, I was sitting in a coat closet getting baked with a dog.
Ryan
Ryan: You want the frisbee?
Wilfred: No, you can keep it. Place it in the bin. Don't throw it.
Dr. Eddy: It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Ryan: Wait, that's from Good Will Hunting. Holy Shit, you're Robin Williams.
Ryan: How'd you get this van?
Wilfred: We hot-china'd it.
This is the dream! The office is real life.
Ryan
Bear! Watch out!
Ryan
Ry...can see clearly now the rain is gone.
Drew
Drew-bee-doo-bee-doo, what's up bro?
Drew: Okay Wilfy, wanna play some catch?
Wilfred: Hells yeah, catch is the shit!
I'm all over it, Drew...ish Community Center!
Ryan: Get off.
Wilfred: I'm trying to!
