Wilfred Season 1 Episode 11: "Doubt" Quotes
Ryan: I really think I'm gonna be alright.
Wilfred: Of course you are...I ain't going anywhere.
Bruce: You convinced me to make out with my own father.
Wilfred: Everybody at the party loved it. They thought it was edgy.
Wilfred ruined my life, and you know what? You're next.Bruce
Favorite music, all types. This chick must be like an expert in music.Wilfred
Wilfred: Please tell me that donkey faced thing with the braces is not the chick you're going out with.
Ryan: She doesn't have braces.
Wilfred: Yeah you just can't see 'em, because they're probably on her legs. How do you think she supports that massive donkey face?
He says I won't be able to adjust to a new culture. Excuse me, but I was the one who was willing to live in the Valley.Kristen
What did you do with my hair? I distinctly remember leaving it right here, all over the place.Wilfred