Wilfred

Wilfred Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Service"

Wilfred: Did you see The Bachelorette last night? Brutal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "Truth"

Wilfred: That's how long you've been down in your basement playing a pointless game with your neighbor's dog and his, well, Bruce.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: You're not me are ya?
Ryan: I don't know Wilfred. Am I?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Ryan, you're buried under a box of secrets with a talking dog in a basement that may not even exist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: I'm telling you I can feel it in my bones; the ones I chew on and the ones inside of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: You asked her to move in with you? Are you high? Because you need to be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: She makes me feel normal.
Wilfred: Oh and I don't?
Ryan: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "Avoidance"

Ryan: God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Those teeth in there, are they James?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristen: Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kristen: I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bulls**t. They're like nine years old.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Control"

Wilfred: Look you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: Stay out of this squish tits!
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.
 • Rating: Unrated

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