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Wilfred

Let me guess. He had you kick your cousin's kid in the face with a running start, didn't he?

Bruce

Ryan: He kinda reminds me of Wilfred.
Kristen: You know, you talk about Wilfred more than most people talk about their neighbors' dogs.

I'm gonna get a bikini wax and I want to still be a little buzzed when the lady rips it.

Kristen

However I need to change, I'll change. I just can't go another two years without you in my life.

Henry

Katherine: It's like he's trying to sing.
Wilfred: Trying? Was Oates trying?

Pumpkin? Just so I understand, your dad nicknamed his daughter after the scent of her vagina?

Your dad is just how I pictured him...pure evil. He even looks like Michael Vick.

Getting tangled up in Christmas lights IS a workout.

Girl? Do you not see this penis right here? Well actually that's a gum drop stuck in my fur.

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