Kif: Sir, they're headed straight for us.
Zapp Brannigan: A well calculated move... straight out of Sun Tzu's ancient text, 'The Art of War.' Or my own master work, 'Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.' But the one thing their captain doesn't realize, and never will is tha--
Kif: Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard.
Zapp Brannigan: Then I have risked all and lost. Kiff old man, I'll be in the escape pod. If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter have it sent to my P.O. Box.