So, why are we here? Why are we doing this? Because I don't wa...
John: So, why are we here? Why are we doing this?
Gabrielle: Because I don't want to wake up one morning with the sudden urge to blow my brains out.
John: Hey, can I have a drag?
Gabrielle: Absolutely not. You're much too young to smoke
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- Character:
- Gabrielle Solis
- Episode:
- Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
- Show:
- Desperate Housewives
- Related Quotes:
- Gabrielle Solis Quotes, Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Desperate Housewives Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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