Modern Family

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Some people call me a salesman, I call myself a salesfriend, so obviously I need strangers to trust me. I don't take it kindly when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.

Phil

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

I mean, for me it's a locker room. For him, it's a showroom.

Jay

Cameron: Don't tell me that was your first moon landing.
Jay: You have a name for it?!?

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