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Strangling, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's my sharpest.

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 17 Quotes

I hope you kids are enjoying this [stadium] because you and your children will be paying for this long after the team leaves the city.

Homer

I can't do it. A balloon saved one of my arteries. It wouldn't seem right to shoot one of his cousins.

Carl
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