(Talking about death) I think it's like a game of dodge ball. Th...

J.D.: (Talking about death) I think it's like a game of dodge ball. There's a lot of chaos and screaming and you know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid who already has underarm hair. But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose you get a sense that something could actually happen if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers.
Dr. Cox: Holy cow. I'm so sorry. I guess for my part, I think death is a whole lot like that story, quite frankly, but if there is a God, it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.


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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13: "My Philosophy"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Elaine: I'm not afraid of death. I mean, if I got a heart, that would be great. Still, if they told me it was never gonna happen, I think that'd be okay, too. It's the waiting I can't take. I just wanna know one way or the other, you know?
Dr. Cox: I got an idea: Why don't we switch to a cheerier subject!
J.D.: What do you think death is like?
Elaine: I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical. Everyone's all dressed up and singing to the rafters, and you go out with a real flourish.

Turk: Will you marry me?
Carla: What did you say?
Turk: I think I said, "Will you marry me?"
Carla: Turk, wow!
Turk: I got a ring. Um... I don't have it on me, but, uh... it's in a safe place.
Carla: I can't believe this! I- I've imagined you saying this to me like a thousand times... I just never imagined that when you actually asked, all I would say is... I need to think.
Turk: Cool! Uh... Yeah, whew! That's-that's-that's-that's what I was hoping to hear!

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