Ted, get in the cab. Marshall, you too. Uh I wish I could but ...

Barney: Ted, get in the cab. Marshall, you too.
Marshall: Uh I wish I could but I think me and Lily...
Barney: I understand. [to Ted] Come on!
Ted: Why can Marshall say no?
Barney: Uhh, because he's getting laid.
Marshall: Consistently


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3: "Sweet Taste of Liberty"
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How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Carl: Compliments of that guy. [lifts drink towards Robin and Lily]
Lily: Really? Sweet.
Carl: Oh, for you, it's $6

It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!

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