Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady I wanted ...

[Ted is discussing his girlfriend Cathy]
Barney: Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady I wanted to have sex with, Lucilia. On a white sand beach in Rio de Janiero, we made love for ten straight hours. When we were done, she applauded, and told me that I was far far better than the best lover she could possibly imagine, and that I had restored her faith in god.
Ted: What does this have to do with Cathy?
Barney: Who's Cathy?


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Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 8: "Spoiler Alert"
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Lily: Who leaves a 10 year old alone for the weekend?
Barney: And your mom was perfect.

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