The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance? My son will die a virgin

Gloria

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (9 Votes)
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Character:
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 6: "Run For Your Wife"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Cameron: I got MooGoo bear from the freezer
Mitchell: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Cameron: It was under a chocolate pie
Mitchell: So you ate your way through it?
Cameron: I made a judgment call, you weren't there

Manny: How's my hair?
Jay: Hold on, what are you wearing there? That looks like an old Christmas tree skirt
Manny: It's a traditional Colombian pioncho, I want my new classmates to know I'm proud of my heritage
Gloria: I think you look very handsome, lindo!
Jay: Oh really? Am I driving him to school or is he gonna ride his burro?