J.D.'s Narration: There's nothing worse than being around two people with a history.
Ron: So did Sherry and Steve ever get married?
Carla: You didn't hear what happened?
J.D.'s Thoughts: Please say you heard.
Dr. Ramirez: No, I didn't!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Damn you, Ron!
Carla: Steve took a year off to take care of his parents, and while he was gone, Sherry starting seeing Dr. Harding.
J.D.'s Thoughts: Nooooo!
Dr. Ramirez: Really!?
Carla: Yes!
Dr. Ramirez: Sherry and Gary?
J.D.'s Thoughts: Nooooo!
Carla: Yes! But, that summer, they took a river rafting trip through the Grand Canyon and they both drowned.
J.D.: Oh, thank God!... You know, 'cause they... they both died doing what they loved... Rafting.