The Big Bang Theory

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Raj: These methods come from the ancient gurus of India, and have helped me conquer my own fears.
Sheldon: And yet you can't speak to women.
Raj: True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.


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The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Sheldon

Sheldon: I can't give a speech.
Wolowitz: No, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
Raj: Before the movie, you did twenty minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.

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