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They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.

Homer

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Lurleen's Song: That's why you flipped your pickup truck, right off the interstate!
Homer: That's right (fast) except for the pickup truck.

Hillbilly 1: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Hillbilly 2: You bitter?
Hillbilly 1: Yeah, bit HIM too!

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