This must be so hard. "Oh no! Two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

Chandler

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Character:
Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 2 Episode 8: "The One with the List"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Rastatter: Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.
Monica: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Rastatter: Yeah, well, anyhow, here is your check. Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
Monica: Well, uh, I ate some.
Rastatter: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?

Chandler: Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Ross: She's not Rachel.