Well, Evelyn, you know what the say about assuming. When you assume, you're just a bitch.

Courtney

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9: "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Charlie: So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Courtney: Where it belongs... in the rear.

Berta: Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
Alan: Step-sister... to be... and yes.