Elaine: Why do you keep watching?Jerry: I don't know, I'm obsessed with it. It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for survival. And even though you know he's not gonna make it you, you kinda root for him for a second.Elaine: Then you flush!Jerry: Well, it's a spider.


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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7: "The Cafe"
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

(explaining how he got food on his IQ test) I had a sandwich in my pocket.

George

Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!

Babu