Well, sweetheart, you're here early. Yeah, well, you know I di...
Dr. Kelso: Well, sweetheart, you're here early.
Elliot: Yeah, well, you know I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realized that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbor gets his paper in the nude... and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds.
Dr. Kelso: In the future, the appropriate response is, "Yes, I am here early" - it's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in thirty seconds'.
Elliot: I am not depressed, sir. In fact, nothing is gonna get me down today!
Mr. Blass: (Singing) All by myself. Don't wanna be all by my-
Elliot: Oh, shut up!
Molly: Did you just tell my patient to shut up? 'Cause that seems not very doctory.
Elliot: No. I mean, I said it like all those high school girls do in the mall, like, "Oh, shut up!" I should go.
- Characters:
- Elliot Reid, Bob Kelso
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 4 Episode 1: "My Old Friend's New Friend"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Elliot Reid Quotes, Bob Kelso Quotes, Scrubs Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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