Well, we learned in medical school that the short ones do go faster, because they smell more...

Lois: Wow, Doctor Hartman, that's really short. I suppose it's fine if he's going to die at 14. Is there anything there about that?
Dr. Hartman: Well, we learned in medical school that the short ones do go faster, because they smell more farts than the rest of us.


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Family Guy Season 14 Episode 2: "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
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