Lois Griffin Quotes
Season 10, Episode 12: "Livin' On A Prayer"
Lois: "Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 11: "The Blind Side"
Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"
Thief: "I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: "If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 5: "Back to the Pilot"
Lois: "Well, laundrium insertum!"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 3: "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q"
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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