What are you doing? All the beds are taken. Scoot. Bunk with...

J.D.: What are you doing?
Elliot: All the beds are taken. Scoot.
J.D.: Bunk with The Todd!
Elliot: J.D., you know that he is a sleep humper.
Todd: Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about banging that one!


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J.D., Elliot Reid, The Todd
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6: "My Advice to You"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Carla(translated): So when I was a senior in high school, you heard me talking to my friends in English about going on the pill?
Marco(translated): No, I just learned English a few years ago.
Carla(translated): Well, good, because I wasn't on the pill, and I'm not now. I've never had sex. I hope it's fun.

Carla: And Turk, you don't mind if every now and then Marco and I speak Spanish to each other, right?
Turk: Baby, fo'shizzle-dizzle. Do your thizzle, 'cause I'm up out this pizzle. Chach! See, we got our own secret language, too. Eh-ha!
Marco(translated): What did he say?
Carla(translated): I have no idea.
Marco(translated): Jackass!

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