Dr. Cox: What brings Ms. Tracy to us?
J.D.: Oh, uh, her landlord found her passed out on her floor.
Jill: Yeah, lucky me, I couldn't pay my rent this month.
J.D.'s Narration: A recent study found that doctors spend an average of fifteen seconds listening to a patient. It sounds insensitive, but the truth is it's all the time you need.
Dr. Cox: So, how you feel?
Jill: Awesome!
Dr. Cox: Ms. Tracy...
Jill: Headachy, nauseous, and embarrassed that my landlord saw me in my granny panties.