J.D.: What the hell just happened?
Carla: I don't know! He asked me out to dinner and I said yes! It just came out!
J.D.: Shame!
Carla: Look! Everyone thinks it's just guys who get all freaked out before the wedding, but it happens to women too! And Ronnie-
J.D.: "Ronnie"?
Carla: "Ron." Ron - he's not just some guy, J.D. He's my "what if?" guy. The one I always wondered about, the one I idealized, you know? If I go out with him and I feel nothing, you know how confident I'll feel about Turk?
J.D.: Now I want you to go. You know what that means?
J.D.'s Narration: That she's a sorceress!