Why don't we ever have sex? I find it a little hard to feel se...
Dr. Cox: Why don't we ever have sex?
Jordan: I find it a little hard to feel sexy seeing as I passed a human being out of my body six months ago.
Dr. Cox: Hey, lookit, I had front seats to that bloodbath, and it hasn't affected my sex drive.
Jordan: Oh, no, no, no, no, I got that when you asked the lactation nurse if she needed help getting things started!
Dr. Cox: Right.
Doctor: Goodnight, Efrem!
Janitor: Goo-goo-goo-goodnight... doctor.
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Turk: Hey, baby. Todd and I are going to the arcade, so I'm a get some quarters out your purse.
Carla: I'm old.
J.D.'s Narration: Others eventually accept who they are.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, well I'm older. Now would you please get me down to my damn car?
Carla: Sure, let's get your big Irish ass to your car so nobody knows that you hurt your back! Let's not worry about my back!
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