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Susan: (tense) Why were you two talking about condoms?
Julie: Why were you eavesdropping?
Susan: Don't change the subject. Are you two having sex? Because I thought I raised you to be smarter than that. (more tense): Don't you realize that sex is not fun and games? It's dangerous!! Every time you turn around there's a new disease! Do you want it to burn when you pee?
Susan: Sex kills!
Julie: I'm not having sex.
Susan: (Relieved) Oh, thank god.
Susan: If you're not having sex, why were you talking about condoms?