Ted: Why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants? Marshall: Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point? Lily: MmHm.
Ted: Victoria is happy we're taking things slow. Marshall: Oh oh honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, oh lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single? Bitch please!