Dwight: You might remember testing my urine a few years back, when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff's deputy.
Linda: We test a lot of urine.
Dwight: Mine was green.
Linda: Oh, right. How are you?
Dwight: All better.


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Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.

And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.

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