Michael: Okay, attention everyone. The drug testing has been canceled. Instead I will be going around to each of you, and doing a visual inspection.
Dwight: No, you can't do that.
Michael: I can do that, it's my office, and...
Dwight: No you cannot. It has to be official, and IT HAS TO BE URINE.


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And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.

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Creed: That is "Northern Lights". Cannabis indica.
Dwight: [sighs] No, it's marijuana.